Yeah, there's a tiny thing I want done, Tova. Can I be made an Admin of my own department?
There is an aspect of the site that I don't think gets enough attention and -At least in my opinion- it is becoming detrimental to the site as a whole. My solution to this is to make an entirely new department dedicated to it so that it can receive the attention it deserves, when it needs it.
I'll be writing up a full diagnosis of what the inter-workings of this department would be but for now I'll just say that it is almost vital to the life of this place.
The Artix Department.
It will be a department that works towards helping people with any Artix related issues they may have.
Perhaps they aren't Artix? That is a very common and very upsetting issue for a lot of people.
Perhaps they are jealous of Artix? Almost as bad as not being Artix though certainly not as common.
Perhaps they are finding it difficult to be the greatest Artix they can be, in which case The Artix Department will be there to help.
The Artix Department will mainly consist of Artix, Artix and a final Artix with an Artix spearheading the department. Naturally it will have DepuArtix's to help with the workload.
I really think this Department will be a huge help to the site and may even solve at least 99.9% of the problems that plague the site. Assuming that they are Artix related of course.
Introduction The department of Artix's, The Artix Department is the primary authority on everything Artix related around Bleachgotei. From making sure that every Artix is happy and fulfilled to solving the Artix related problems that every Artix has. Every single member of the department, all the way up to The Head Artix and down to the DepArtix's will be held to the highest standard that an Artix staff member is capable of. The purpose of this department is to bring everybody together to realize just how great Artix is and to help them see the great Artix potential that they may be ignorant of, not only that but ever member of the department feel as though any need that a player may have that involves Artix can be met with as much Artix as possible.
Ranks and Duties
The department is currently lead by Artixmus who is The Head Artix followed by his assistant and Expert ModerArtix, Daisy MArtix with help from ModerArtix's, TakuArtix, Aya LunArtix and TenArtix & KirishArtix. DepuArtix's currently serving include, Evan Artixson and Ishiki Artixbourne.
Since the primary duty of The Artix Department is to ensure that every Artix is perfectly satisfied, every member of this Department will have full reign of the features of this site, from regular DepuArtix permissions to Head Artix ACP access. Additionally, every member has the option of -but is not obligated to- speak every single one of their sentences in doge meme, bark at the doorbell in the CB and be a kawaii as fuck puppy. ModerArtix's specifically hold the duty of keeping track of every Artix and checking in to make sure their needs are met with help from their subordinates, it is the job of every DepuArtix specifically to carry out the tasks that would satisfy every Artix. The Head Artix holds the duty of supervising the whole thing and making sure everything is running smoothly.
There are a few problems that the Artix Department is specially equipped to handle, should a member ever find themselves to not be Artix then they are more than welcome to approach any one of the members of this department and that matter will be solved as quickly as possible. Being jealous of Artix has proved to be a known issue among non-Artix's and even between other Artix's, if such a dispute should ever arise it is recommended that members contact the Artix Department for assistance and we will handle the matter as fairly and as unbiased we possibly can.
Sometimes though, it's just hard being Artix. This department is there to help Artix cope with the stress and weight of being Artix. We understand what it is like to be Artix and we are here for you, to listen to you, to talk to you, to help you be the best Artix that you can possibly be. We are here for Artix.
It should be noted that this department is entirely run by Artix.